• Other teenagers: parties every day, is involved in multiple pregnancy scares and are generally wasted 24/7
  • Their parents: doesn't give a damn
  • Me: forgets to put clothes in the hamper after a shower
  • My parents: WHAT ARE YOU DOING DO YOU THINK WE'RE YOUR SLAVES OH GOD YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL AND TEARING THIS FAMILY APART WE CAN'T COPE WITH YOUR BEHAVIOUR WE'RE CALLING A LAWYER WAIT NO WE'RE GOING TO CALL THE PRIEST AND GET HIM TO SORT YOU OUT DEVIL CHILD
  • slayground:

    I hope I still remember the choreography to Thriller when I become a zombie.